An excellent day for Selena Rox

so, today in physics, I went to turn on my calculator, because we were taking this HUGE test on relativity and the speed of light.

my calculator was dead.
fml.
i told mr. pressley this.
and he said "Selena, why does god hate you so much??!"
and I said "I don't know, Mr. Pressley, I really don't know!"

and then we chuckled. and he let me borrow a calculator.

so i came home, and there is a letter for me from the IRS.
I was like "WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH GOD?!"
and then I opened it, and found that my mum messed up the numbers on my tax forms...
she said that they owed me 300 or so doll-hairs.
but really, they owe me $542!!!

YAY YAY YAY!
Granted, this money is going to my mum to pay off my speeding ticket.... but hey!
If you look at it my way, it's like the speeding ticket never happened now... if you close your eyes and pretend that I'm not grounded and that I still have my licensce!!